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PostPosted: Tue Apr 06, 2010 6:19 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tickle someone on the back of the neck with it while they are standing too near a precipice.


The severed leg of an ant.
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 06, 2010 12:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

give it too his millions of relatives along with some sort of mother fucking ant steroids and watch them start carrying off small children...

One polystyrene bead from a beanbag cushion thing
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 06, 2010 6:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sharpen it and with enough effort it can be used to slash throats.

Bananahammock!!
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 07, 2010 11:38 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bloo wrote:
Sharpen it and with enough effort it can be used to slash throats.

Bananahammock!!


Ahhh, flashback humor.

Banana hammock, ok, tie one end to a tree and the other end to a low speed, high torque rotational drive of some kind, get someone to sleep in it and then squeeze them like ringing out a wet towel.

an aLp fridge magnet.
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 07, 2010 3:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Glue it to an aLp-er and wait till it starts attracting fridges. High speed fridges are very dangerous you know Wink

The Simpsons' couch.
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 08, 2010 3:25 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Get someone else to sit on it. Eventually something hilarious might happen.

A slashed throat shoved up a rectum causing head trauma.
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 08, 2010 1:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Divide it by 0. Then watch the world explode.

A motivational poster.
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 08, 2010 5:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Put an unfunny caption on it and watch the internet kill itself over and over by trying to flame it.



A shirt button.
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 09, 2010 11:54 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I could go with the classic "Sharpen it and it can be used to slash throats..." OR "fire it from a Gravity gun and cause da massive head trauma..."
OR "something about a rectum..."

Fuck, this is getting old...

An eyeball. From a baby. That was 4th generation inbred.
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 09, 2010 1:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Put it in that machine from the Fifth Element they used to grow Leeloo Dallas Multipas and wait for the monstrosity that is 4th Generation Hillbillybaby to fully evolve and then unleash it upon the people and it shall strike them down with his Mutant Powers of Banjo Playing while sucking applesauce through a straw!!!

So, is that a reasonably original answer?

A vivid imagination.
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