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PostPosted: Thu Jul 07, 2005 3:15 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Hmm, Simon_Says, Munan, Frost, and Digitaalklosetti all join forces to become the LOFG (League of Furry Gentlemen).


I'm in, as long as the league is egalitarian, so we won't have the putsches and anti-putsches that tore apart the AATEOP.

Who does the league oppose?

(know thy enemy)
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 07, 2005 4:06 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Can I get in even though I only have hair pants?
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 07, 2005 5:42 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

My fellow Xeno's. A new threat has risen. Furry people...
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 07, 2005 2:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Okay, LOFG's enemy is ALOBX (Aramor's League of Bastard Xenos).

It's truely egalitarian... no leader, but Frost is only a sidekick.
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 07, 2005 3:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bastard Xenos? Are you insulting my mom?

Do we have to get this organisation shit again? Can't we just be called The Hive... I mean, that's got a ring to it...
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 07, 2005 5:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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It's truely egalitarian... no leader, but Frost is only a sidekick.


Panda-man and Frosty, the boy wonder... Very Happy
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 07, 2005 7:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

No, the beast wonder.
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 07, 2005 8:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yeah Very Happy thats what I meant to say lol
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 07, 2005 8:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Not that I really care, but am I the sidekick because I'm the newest to the forums?
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 07, 2005 10:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yup, as well as the halo junkie who posts halo stuff in the aliens, predators, all that forum.
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 08, 2005 2:56 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Aramor wrote:
Bastard Xenos? Are you insulting my mom?

Do we have to get this organisation shit again? Can't we just be called The Hive... I mean, that's got a ring to it...


You can call your own organisation whatever you like. As long as you realise that you will succumb to furriness in the end.

Resistence would be utterly foolish.

*draws sword*
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 08, 2005 4:44 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

You do realise that The Hive is not just one hive... it consists of offspring of multiple Queens... so there are like, millions of us, spread throughout the galaxy...
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 08, 2005 4:48 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

*draws second sword and yells his battlecry*

"This makes the fox laugh!"
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 08, 2005 4:56 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

*Hisses furiously* Hisssssssssssss

*Two thousand Xeno's suddenly appear out of the shadows and start charging the fox*
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 08, 2005 5:05 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well, bring them on, then!

*The fox, happy with the fact that finally, the chance has arisen to show of his swordmanship, starts battling the hordes, slashes of legs and arms, countering tails with his swords. The fight is intense.*

"This makes the fox laugh!"

Uhm Panda Samurai... Albino Beast... I could use some help here...
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 08, 2005 5:17 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

*Gasp* You've killed my sister... and the other one... and 500 more of my sisters... YOU WILL PAY!!!

*The Xeno charges Munan, who anticipated the attack and cuts of Aramor's left pinky*

Ouchie...

*The Xeno then jumps away, will the remaining 1500 Xeno's charge Munan again, except for one*

Aramor: Aww, look sis, he cut of my pinky...

Aramor's sis #687: Aww, come here you, let's get back to the hive

Aramor: Cool
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 08, 2005 12:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Frost darts, quick as a ninja, to cut off the two receding aliens. With two quick swipes with his razor claws, Aramor's sister's head falls to the floor in a cloud of steam. The remains of her body thrashed viscously on the ground.
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 08, 2005 12:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wooooops.

Now, I think, you've made the A. very angry.

*stabs a few more aliens, makes his way to the microwave and steals the roasted chicken*
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 08, 2005 12:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Edit: this never happened.
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 08, 2005 12:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Does that mean I can keep the chicke?

Cool!

bye bye!

*leaves in the pirate ship that was accidentely hanging around*

Ahoy!

*sails towards the setting sun*
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 08, 2005 12:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Edit: this also never happened.
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 08, 2005 12:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Great... story time.

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*Simon_Says jumps in from nowhere, twin katanas slicing away at the hordes of xenos. Munan's swords suddenly becomes lightsabers for no apparent reason, and starts use freaky fur powers to blow up the xenos.*

Simon_Says: "How many of these things are there Munan!"

Munan: "Started off somthing like 2000, when you came in I got rid of 500 or so."

*Simon_Says and Munan fight there way through the xeno horde, up to the top of some Aztec looking pyramid that was placed there out of coveniance. The furry warriors reach the top, where they start pulling out fur powers again and absolutely slaughter the xenos. Then another swarm of ~5000 xenomorphs rushes out of everywhere, and they race towards the top, intent on slaying the two fighters.*

Munan: "Oh shit."

*Simon_Says takes a swig of the Simon_Says home brew, and belches it out in a spectacular cone of flame. Munan throws away his sword, which cuts through a hundred xenos before it returns to him.*

Simon_Says (in a thunderous battle cry): "/NUKEDABASTAAAAARRRDS!"

*(In slo-mo) A brilliant flash appears centered on the Panda Sumurai's clenched fist. Then a huge ball of fire and plasma burst forth, englufing the area in an awsome display of nuclear power. The ground shakes, the wind gusts, the buildings and trees flattened. A huge tidal wave of dust bursts out of the ground, running away form the pyramid. The skys grew dark, and huge meteors star raining down upon the land, exploding as they crash.*

-few minutes later-

*Simon_Says and Munan were temporarily blinded by the explosion, but they still stod tall and proud. They survey what's left of the land. Only the pyramid they stand on remains, towering over a bleak desert of sand and rubble. The xenomorphs destroyed, and the bits that remained of them scattered far and wide. Black spots over the endless wastes...*

Munan: "Kill stealer."

*Simon_Says simply stared forward.*

Simon_Says: "You called me ablino beast. Okay whatever, drinks are on me."

Munan: "Score!"

*****

*Aramor flies away in hsi private jet, accompanied by sis #687, who is tending to replacing his pinky with a new robotic one, with lasers and even a tricorder rip-off installed. Aramor looks out the window, and witnesses the explosion many kilometers away on the horizon.*

Aramor: "Those bastards will pay. They think they can walk away after killing 7000 of my sisters..."

*The explosion sends a shockwave that engulfs the plane. The turbulence was causing everybody to fall over, and get jostled around. The ariplane starts being ripped apart, and starts free falling down to Earth. Aramor is knocked unconcious...*

-a few hours later-

*Aramor wakes up, and witnesses the mangled wreckage of his airplane. He jumps to his feet, and starts searching around. He sees sis #687 trying to struggle out of a pile of twisted metal. Armaor struggles frantically to get her out, but before he could release her, she stopped struggling. Aramor dropped to his knees, looked up, and in a rather cliché way, yelled.

Aramor: "Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! You bastard Simon! You killed my favorite sister! You will pay for this!"

*Aramor finds a way back to his secret hive hideout. He commences his plan to nuke China, and therefore destroy the last Pandas on Earth.*

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To be Continued...
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 08, 2005 12:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oh screw you guys, while I was writing that you had to post a few more bits!
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 08, 2005 1:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hey, I edited my posts so they fit in with your story Razz

Ok, now... I'm in the hive:

Hey sis, look what they did... *Shows his pinky, with some wires sticking out* #687 tried to replace my pinky with a robotic one, but then some bear-ish fuck destroyed the tempel and 7000 of our sisters and the plane crashed and now #687 is dead...

Aramor's sis #65416: I don't know what the hell you just said... but let me take care of that pinky of yours... just... let... no... move that way... yeah... like that... now wait... ok... just a sec...

Spoiler:
Censured censured censured

More censured stuff...

This should definitely be censured

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 08, 2005 1:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Munan still sails away in a pirate ship. Bastard.
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