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PostPosted: Fri Jul 08, 2005 1:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I was sailing away because I was waiting for my fellow furry gentlemen to come and help me.

So what do you say? jump aboard and leave the 2000 dead Xeno's behind. There's roasted chicken in here!

And it was Frost, our rather silly sidekick, who I called Albino Beast. Because he said he was the abominable Snow Beast, which I imagine to be an albino version of the muppet.

However, we, The League of Furry Gentlemen won. The Hive lost. Aramor lost his pinky and his favorite sister.

Yippee ai Yai

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 08, 2005 1:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

w00t

Let's say we sailed away in that pirate ship that amazingly survived the nuke after slaughtering the 7000 xenos.

Ah so Frost is Albino Beast, okay. Drinks are on me then, again. *Brings out a barrel of the Simon_Says home brew.*

The finest scotch ever. Aged 32 years. Who wants some? Btw, if you odn't like it I still got some Crown Royal.
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 08, 2005 1:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

munan wrote:
However, we, The League of Furry Gentlemen won. The Hive lost. Aramor lost his pinky and his favorite sister.


You may have won the battle, but you haven't won the war!
And now, with my cybernetic pinky I am faster, stronger... and better than ever... because now I've got a tricorder/communications device in my pinky. MWUHAHAHAHAHA

Oh, and that was my favourite sister from last year's batch... I still got more than half a million other favourite sisters, all spread throughout the galaxy...
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 08, 2005 1:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

... Insestuous bastard.

Okay, there are onyl as many xenos as there are host thye got correct?

That means all we ened to do is have Frost activate he Halos, and the LOFG will all run back and hide in the Ark. I'm packing the porn.

Also, Aramor, you may want to question sister 14156's loyalty to you, you can go ask her yourself, um... she's in my room... uh... *gets ready to have to kick major as again*
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 08, 2005 2:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

If im on the halo, activating it, how do i get to the ark unscathed? Unless I activated them from the ark. That makes sense.
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 08, 2005 2:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

But if we activated the halos, the people on earth would survive, like they did before. Cuz thats were the ark is.

p.s. I'll make nachos. I make a mean plate of nachos.
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 08, 2005 2:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

*chews on roasted chicken, sips delicious scotch*

Nachos? Nice.
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 08, 2005 2:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Screw it. Hey, Aramor! You wanna join forces? I'm defecting from the LOFG. With your thousands of minions and my thousands of minions we'll have... * stops to counts toes and fingers*... a crap-load of minions!

The xenomorphs and the creatures of Project 6TH DAY could be brothers. We could overwhelm the LOFG, then nothing will stand in our way. The universe will be ours!! HA HA HA HA!!
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 08, 2005 2:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You treacherous bastard Beast! Fur and Xeno are sworn enemies! How can you betray your furry fellows?

And I know what will happen: Aramor will drag you into that hive of his, hold you still as a facehugger will jump on you and...

*horrible scene of betrayal and facehugging*

Serves you right.

Nuke da bastards, Simon

*The Panda Samurai /nukesdabastards, the pirateship slips into an alternate dimension The Panda Samurai and the fox sip homebrewn scotch*

This is getting rather silly, isn't it?

*the two furry gentlemen nod sagely and sail towards the setting sun. *
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 08, 2005 2:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

wouldnt matter if he face hugged me. as long as most my brain is intact i will regenerate. plus, a new type of alien will be created. A true powerhouse. I'd be honored if i got face hugged.
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 08, 2005 2:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well, uhh, yes. right. Good for you, then.

Now if you don't mind, I have some sailing towards the setting sun to do.

Catch yous later.
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 08, 2005 2:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

*little do the furry beasts realize that I am on board, hitching a ride to a bigger food source*

p.s.-you'll never find me. Mwahaahahaha!
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 08, 2005 4:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

/nukedabeast

Good, now Frost is compeltely, utterely, and pretendously destroyed beyond recognition, regeneration, or regurgitation.

Also you do realize you cease regenerative capabilties when you're dead. Your hair and fingernails will grow but you aint coming back.

*Frost switches over to the Hive, Aramor throws a facehugger at Frost beleiving it's an attempt at espionage and the facehugger latches on. Frost goes unconcious and a few hours later he awakes again but the chestburster kills him jsut afterwards.*

*And the furry gentlemen sip scotch.*
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 08, 2005 5:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Woohoo!!! We rule. We now have a Snowomorph!!! And what do you have? Two furballs and a shitload of the Homebrew... damn... can I join you guys? Oh, and watch out with sis #14156... she tends to bite during certain activities... I don't know if you ever wanna have baby panda's...
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 08, 2005 5:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Chestbursters dont kill me. i already explainded that
I'm alive and kickin'. You could infest every member of my species aramor. It wont kill us and you get your hosts. You now have an unlimited supply of hosts. Very Happy




p.s.-im really pissed off now!!! I'm gonna show a certain fuzzy tea-sippin pansy who he's dealing with. But first im gonna have me some dinner and a nap. Noone said regenerating was easy.
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 08, 2005 7:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Frost, you forced me to call one of my friends.

*The Panda Sumurai whips out a cellphone and dials a number. Bring-bring-bring.*

SS: Yo Abe! Can you help me out here? We apparently a snowbeast running around that regenerates biomatter. Seriousyl, favcehuggers and nukes wont kill it. Can you do somthing about it?

Abe: Dude, I'm in the middle of a fucking date. Why you calling me?

SS: You? On a date?

Abe: Dude, don't you read the comics.

SS: Whatev, can oyu help me out?

Abe: Do it yourself, just rig the things computer to show the Abe vigoda nude pic.

SS: Thanks man.

*End call. Hacks into Frost's computer and switches the desktop to the Nude Vigoda picture Abe and Jesus saw.*

Haha he can't survive that!
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 08, 2005 7:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

How could you nuke me if im on the same damn ship as you? Plus if you did, i woulda jumped into the water and swam back to the hive, safe from the destructive blast.

p.s.-I dont have eyes. I have other, wierder ways of sensing my surroundings. Nice try tho, with the Vigoda thing. I'll just add it to the ever growing collection of nude Vigoda pics. Yes, I know, thats just wierd. And your a Samauri Panda and a "classy" fox.
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 08, 2005 8:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The ship has immunity vs nuke. You're nuked. Also, how did Aramors plane, many kilometers away, getting hit by the blast and he almsot died, while you swim away, and weren't hrmed at all?

Wierd...
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 08, 2005 8:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I swam many many feet under the surface. The shockwave did not reach and i am immune to the radiation.
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 08, 2005 10:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Many feet under the surface? The shcokwave would reach the bottom, rebound, and hit you twice.

Seriosuly, what some Discovery Channel boy.
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 08, 2005 11:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Discovery channel? the last time i watched the discover channel, pandas didn't get up and cut down the zookeepers with samauri swords.
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 09, 2005 4:47 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Guys, guys... chill out... geez, boys with toys...

Here, have one of my sisters Very Happy
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 09, 2005 7:51 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Monsieur Simon, please. Let's behave like a gentleman, whatever the provocation may be.


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Please, don't. Besides, all your sisters present at this moment happen to be nuked.
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 09, 2005 10:41 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Not all of them were nuked...

I am behaving like a gentleman, what did I do wrong? Nuked him? You wanted me to do it!
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 09, 2005 12:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

And so, LOFG's future became uncertain because the two members disagreed about certain trivial matters. It was only a matter of time before it would be disbanded.
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