Made me laugh...

[Crotchfire]

http://www.dcbachelor.com/2006/financial-needs-of-a-man

Honestly, I doubt it's a true story. Still, I had to laugh at it.
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[Aramor]

Hehe, that's a good one.
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[Digitaaliklosetti]

I like how cheerfully and openly chauvinistic the other guy is.
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bitchez n hose

[Bloo]

Hahaha! Good one. I think this confused me at one point... but then again, I understood it, so I'll shut the hell up and just say I laughed at it.

[Simon_Says]

That man in the story is what men should be: men. Take shit from nobody, bring home the bacon, barbeques 'n' cars.

I'm tired of how guys have become steadily more sissy over the years here in Canada. First we got these shitty emo singers on the air waves, and suddenly I find that it's the girl who's usually driving in most cars on the roads.

: This is a man.

: This is a man.

: This is a man.

: NOT a man.

: NOT a man.

: These are NOT men.

Why do I use film actors exclusively? Because they're the most prominent among possible role models nowadays.
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[Digitaaliklosetti]

This is a man.


This is not a man.

I had this long and lemon-scented rant about how rampant chauvinism, while hilarious, isn't exactly a good thing and how "not taking shit from anyone" is a dumb principle, but I got distracted by pizza and forgot the whole thing.

So I'll be trusting the lot of you to just read into the whole picture thing as something more than a dumb joke.

In fact, I'll also be trusting this bottle of chlorite to be delicious and not at all fatal.
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[Aramor]